The Five Worst Stephen King Novels

My name is Keith.  I spend an inordinate amount of time consuming pop culture.  Each post on this site will be a list of five things that I think are the worst in their designated categories.  The comments section is open in case you feel like voicing a disagreement, just know that it won't change my mind.

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I'm a devoted Stephen King fanboy.  I've read everything he's published, and I even force myself to watch the movie adaptations.  I'm even having a tattoo artist sketch ideas for a Dark Tower-themed sleeve (or two).

But I'm also not one to blindly like a book just because it came from the mind of good old Uncle Stevie.  Here are the five worst Stephen King novels.  Understand that in my opinion none of King's work is bad.

Note: there will be some spoilers in each description.  List after the jump.