The Five Worst Movies I Watched on Netflix This Week

Netflix is pretty awesome, even with the price increases and the slightly shoddy streaming selection.  My friends and I have sort of a weekly movie club in which we get together and watch B-movies.  Our favorite genre is horror, but as long as there is unintentional comedy, female nudity and copious amounts of profanity, we're in.

But even for someone who loves bad movies, Netflix offers some terrible shit to watch instantly.  Even I can't justify the existence of some of these trash heaps.  What follows are the five worst movies I watched on Netflix this week.  If I continue to watch movies this bad on Netflix (and I'm sure I will) I will update this blog each week with a new set of 5 ass-awful movies to stay away from.

*Minor spoilers will be present here.  I will warn you if a major spoiler is coming.*